you make me happy

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

khaleesioftheinternet:

i want a a restraining order against every spider

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

richwhitelesbian:

johnwaters:

really deep and moving macklemore lyrics

i love conscious rap

420tacobell:

gotta keep an eye out for selenr

When you drive by tall buildings:

sodamnrelatable:

manduhhmuhree:

lovingmalemodels:

Marlon Teixeira

May i please have ?

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher